SHINY SHIRTS AND LOTTA BOOZE (legalized)

By David Mangum @ 8/17/24 at 1:10 AM

It's Friday night, and you and the crew walk into the first club of the night, you yell out "Let's order some drinks!" as you eye that cute bartender wearing next to nothing. The room is dark, and you can't see much except the glistening skin and a shiny shirt or two through the fog machine smoke. Welcome to _________, Anytown USA.